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Love Egg
Love Egg
Love Egg

4.3/5 from 60+ explorers like you

Love Egg

$79.99

Quietly effective. Right where it should be.

Quick verdict

Design
Ease of use
Quality

Pros

• Comfortable to wear, stays in place • Smooth, high-quality silicone • Remote adds a different dynamic • Rechargeable (no batteries) • Easy to clean and waterproof

Cons

• Remote can be a bit inconsistent • Not strong enough to rely on alone • Setup takes a minute the first time • No quick "press and hold" control

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Is it right for you?

A quick way to see if it fits what you're looking for.

What's great

  • Changes how you play (hands-free + remote)
  • Easy to wear while moving around
  • Adds build-up instead of rushing things
  • Works well alongside other toys

What to keep in mind

  • Not built for maximum intensity
  • Remote isn't always perfectly responsive
  • Better as an addition, not a standalone

This is for you if

  • You like teasing and slower build-up
  • You want something hands-free
  • You're using it with a partner
  • You want something you can wear and forget about

Less ideal if

  • You want something strong enough on its own
  • You prefer direct, hands-on control
  • You don't want to deal with a remote

What's the Love Egg all about?

Took me a little while to properly "get" this one. It's definitely more about the anticipation it creates than the vibrations themselves. First thing I noticed though is how comfortable it actually is once inserted. Smooth silicone, no weird edges, easy to position, and once it's in properly you kind of stop thinking about it after a while. I also liked that it stayed in place really well even when moving around. Some wearable toys constantly make you aware of them because they shift around every time you move, but the Love Egg mostly just stayed put nicely. The remote ended up being the part that made it really fun though. It becomes all about waiting for your partner to randomly change the intensity without warning. Used it out and about a couple times too and lower settings stayed quiet enough that I never felt paranoid about it. Push it higher though and you definitely start having those "if somebody hears buzzing right now I'm simply leaving the country" thoughts. And yet this still isn't one of those toys that feels insanely powerful. If you go in expecting wand-level intensity or something that instantly gets you there by itself, you'll probably end up disappointed. It works way better as part of the buildup instead. More teasing than overwhelming. The remote could occasionally be slightly annoying though. Sometimes it reacted instantly, other times there'd be that tiny pause where you're both sitting there waiting to see if it actually registered the button press or not. Not a huge issue, but still worth mentioning. Really liked that both the egg and remote are rechargeable too because replacing batteries in toys like this gets old very quickly. And the magnetic charger actually snaps on properly without you having to fight it. It's also waterproof, and includes a travel lock. I don't really see myself reaching for this completely on its own very often though. It's more of a playful way to add tension down there while everything else is happening around you, but only you know. And for that specifically, I think it works really well.